If anyone ever asks you to reupholster a couch, what’s the first thing you should do? Spit in their eye.
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i feel really bad when unliking posts now
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
One of my favorite things is when I’m doing stuff on my bed (which is a queen) and I shift positions (from one side to another or from the foot to...
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as...
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone